The past 2 days have been somewhat smooth... as usual, going to school, making sure that the banner team, and the rest have been keeping their schedule to complete... orientation is just a week plus away... the mood is still rather dead... will start something soon...
went out with Bro Syd on wednesday, he wanted to get his blazer, a casual one for some function... so met him at far east plaza, den had dinner, den walked around wondow shopping... we den went to BK to chat... talked some things out, what our lives are like so far... its been fun talking to him...
den thursday met alvin for dinner at SIM, talked about ourselves again... all the complaints... quite funny la, there was some rules he came up with, quite destructive, but looks interesting...these are camp rules...
1. Maintain a positive, humble, submissive and encouraging attitude at all times. Campers found making defeatist comments, disobeying leaders or making snide remarks shall be shot.
2. Be punctual and participate in all camp activities. World Cup Season is no excuse for being late. Anyone who is ten or more minutes late for any event shall be shot. The committee is intolerant of skivers, slackers and backsliders. All non-participants shall be shot.
3. Co-operate with the camp leadership. Non-compliance is defiance. Defiance shall be rewarded with shooting.
4. Seek medical assistance from the camp doctor if you are injured or unwell. Failure to declare illness or injuries is frowned upon. Anyone caught doing this shall be shot. HOWEVER, malingering is an even worse crime. Anyone caught making false report of illness or injury with the intention of avoiding participation in activities, shall be shot. And shot again.
5. Inform the camp commandant if you need to leave the camp venue for any reason. Anyone who fails to do this and attempts to leave will be seen as a deserter. All deserters shall be shot. Survivors shot again.Since no reason can be deemed a good reason for leaving the camp, this should be a non-issue. No one escapes for Camp.
6. The Universal Rule. If your guilt or innoncence is doubtful, you shall be shot. Just to be safe. If there is doubt as to whether an actual offence was committed or not, you shall still be shot.
(Adapted from Sir Alvin)went out with Bro Syd on wednesday, he wanted to get his blazer, a casual one for some function... so met him at far east plaza, den had dinner, den walked around wondow shopping... we den went to BK to chat... talked some things out, what our lives are like so far... its been fun talking to him...
den thursday met alvin for dinner at SIM, talked about ourselves again... all the complaints... quite funny la, there was some rules he came up with, quite destructive, but looks interesting...these are camp rules...
1. Maintain a positive, humble, submissive and encouraging attitude at all times. Campers found making defeatist comments, disobeying leaders or making snide remarks shall be shot.
2. Be punctual and participate in all camp activities. World Cup Season is no excuse for being late. Anyone who is ten or more minutes late for any event shall be shot. The committee is intolerant of skivers, slackers and backsliders. All non-participants shall be shot.
3. Co-operate with the camp leadership. Non-compliance is defiance. Defiance shall be rewarded with shooting.
4. Seek medical assistance from the camp doctor if you are injured or unwell. Failure to declare illness or injuries is frowned upon. Anyone caught doing this shall be shot. HOWEVER, malingering is an even worse crime. Anyone caught making false report of illness or injury with the intention of avoiding participation in activities, shall be shot. And shot again.
5. Inform the camp commandant if you need to leave the camp venue for any reason. Anyone who fails to do this and attempts to leave will be seen as a deserter. All deserters shall be shot. Survivors shot again.Since no reason can be deemed a good reason for leaving the camp, this should be a non-issue. No one escapes for Camp.
6. The Universal Rule. If your guilt or innoncence is doubtful, you shall be shot. Just to be safe. If there is doubt as to whether an actual offence was committed or not, you shall still be shot.
haha... ok, tonight going to church for some meeting...
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